December 14, 2003

 wow, how does one respond to an attempted hello kiss form a stranger?  did
you stick your tongue out?  is it worse than a nasty aunt trying to plant
one on your cheek and having to feel her fat facial features rub against
your delicate skin?  for your sake, i hope not.

my supper was sooooo good that i've already forgotten what i ate.  that's a
lie.  i remember it quite well.  tofu fried in garlic and mint.  it was god.
  it tasted well, too (this is me making fun of my uncorrected typo).  then
i napped.  with that came a nice dream about watching a high school
volleyball game.  it was coed (or at least one team was) and the whole
situation was hilarious.  i had wished that my sister, kate, were there with
me watching.  why kate, you ask? well, at a time, kate and i shared the same
wicked sense of humour and we liked to laugh at people (and hamsters).

i'm going to go make xmas gifts now.

yours,

mitch
p.s. when i was lying in my bed trying to sleep, i wanted to cross my legs,
but my muscles were so sore that i couldn't lift my right leg.  i rolled on
my side and allowed gravity to work for me.  how sad.

p.s.s. today is a great day for democracy in iraq.  i was watching a news
report and the anchor was commenting how badly saddam looked and how his
appearance looked so much worse than usual blah blah blah.  i thinks to
myself: gee, do you imagine he was trying to disguise himself?