July 14, 2003

From: "Mitchell"
To: "Abbey"
Subject: i am born again
Date: Mon, 14 Jul 2003 22:04:35 +0000


um, its josef.  so what if your dad is in town?  i'd really love to meet 
him, but it seems you are more interested in my friend mitchell (who isn't?  
he's a real catch, despited the moles and holes [hey, he's a little 
sensitive, too - if you touch him in the wrong way, he will collapse and his 
leaves will close up]).

mitchell tells me to tell you (chinese telephone-like): despite the arrival 
of your father, he would still like to see you tonight, though he insists 
that you shave (i'm not sure what he means by this).  he also says that your 
the most interesting girl that he's met at the bar in a long time.

fucking mitchell.

yours,
josef klima

~if you desire peace of soul and happiness, then believe; if you would be a 
disciple of truth, then inquire.~

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From: "Mitchell"
To: "Abbey"
Subject: whilst lost in a large bowl of human soup, i thought to myself...
Date: Mon, 14 Jul 2003 22:58:05 +0000


in our never-ending task to differentiate the truth from the absurd, we, the 
undersigned, wish to clarify some statements which appeared in an email 
entitled "i am born again":

1) mitchell k does not wish to meet your father.  he is not opposed 
to it (he likes parents), but he does not feel that it is of primary 
importance.  josef klima, on the other hand, would love to meet your entire 
family, friends, and neighbours.  he is strange, but we must not hold this 
against him.

2) mitchell k would like to see you tonight.  he wants to kiss your 
neck (among other things).

3) mitchell k is sensitive.  he is aware of his moles and holes and 
does not like mention of them.  he will tolerate such comments, but be 
prepared for retaliation (not really toleration at all).

4) mitchell k does not think that you necessarily need to shave any 
part of your anatomy.  he was trying to be rude (see #3).

signed,

mitchell k
josef klima


~if you desire peace of soul and happiness, then believe; if you would be a 
disciple of truth, then inquire.~