9:37 am – Re: oopsk
you're right, i did punish you with my soap opera. i
contemplated telling
you for a few minutes, then remembered (or at least imagined) the vericose
veins on some redheaded dude's scrotum. i then countered that thought (in
your defense) with the fact that those images that you filled me with were
not necessarily volunteered by you (i may have been prodding). still, i
figured that it is YOU that is on miss sokjir's mind and not anyone else
(like lupus and his mother, for example). besides, i would have told my
other friends, but they are either: 1) at least four thousand kms away, or
2) admitted sojkirians (sokjir fans, that is). i'm sure that you weren't
seriously affected, were you?
in my defense, your honour, may i say that, contrary to the prosecution's
suggestion, i did not leave anything "up in the air" regarding my
relationship with one sokjir. as of 15 may 2003, i told miss
sokjir the complete truth regarding all matters related (and unrelated) to
her. other liason(s) were her knowledge, so that she would not get any
wrong impressions. in fact, she knew a number of matters in my life before
anyone else knew and chose to make them public knowledge, despite my efforts
to contain, what i viewed as, intimate details of my discretion. if
anything, your honour, i should not stand here accused, but rather should
charge miss sokjir with libel. if i did not have deep feelings for such
matters as liberty and justice, concepts that have clearly escaped the scope
of this courtroom, i would pursue this, but, alas, for liberty's sake, i
will not.
love, your boyfriend,
peter Gabriel
you for a few minutes, then remembered (or at least imagined) the vericose
veins on some redheaded dude's scrotum. i then countered that thought (in
your defense) with the fact that those images that you filled me with were
not necessarily volunteered by you (i may have been prodding). still, i
figured that it is YOU that is on miss sokjir's mind and not anyone else
(like lupus and his mother, for example). besides, i would have told my
other friends, but they are either: 1) at least four thousand kms away, or
2) admitted sojkirians (sokjir fans, that is). i'm sure that you weren't
seriously affected, were you?
in my defense, your honour, may i say that, contrary to the prosecution's
suggestion, i did not leave anything "up in the air" regarding my
relationship with one sokjir. as of 15 may 2003, i told miss
sokjir the complete truth regarding all matters related (and unrelated) to
her. other liason(s) were her knowledge, so that she would not get any
wrong impressions. in fact, she knew a number of matters in my life before
anyone else knew and chose to make them public knowledge, despite my efforts
to contain, what i viewed as, intimate details of my discretion. if
anything, your honour, i should not stand here accused, but rather should
charge miss sokjir with libel. if i did not have deep feelings for such
matters as liberty and justice, concepts that have clearly escaped the scope
of this courtroom, i would pursue this, but, alas, for liberty's sake, i
will not.
love, your boyfriend,
peter Gabriel
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4:02 pm – “oopska” should be the name of a song from our ska
album
there are some abbians out there. in the female world (all males
i know are
anians [they are not as silly as the females]), there are two factions: the
sokjirians and the abbians. coincidently, these factions do not get along.
there are also a large number of females who are swiss. as a result, they
do not take sides.
i did not like today's conversation. it left me with more questions than i
already had (and i am a curious fellow). i did not like the suggestion that
if sokjir thought i was single, then i would be having sex with her (i know
you didn't say this, but it was implied)... 1) i do have my own will-power
and know how to say "no", 2) i have ideas about sex and when i should and
should not be doing it with whoever (taking both safety and my own morality
into account), and 3) i am not slutty.
you can inform your friends that i DO hang out with other females. i just
don't get intimate with them (more because i don't want to rather than
because i know it's wrong). anyways, it sounds like they're all very lovely
people. perhaps i could have them over for tea and a chat, i have a new
teapot that i'm DYING to try out.
health and clean sex to you,
john holmes
anians [they are not as silly as the females]), there are two factions: the
sokjirians and the abbians. coincidently, these factions do not get along.
there are also a large number of females who are swiss. as a result, they
do not take sides.
i did not like today's conversation. it left me with more questions than i
already had (and i am a curious fellow). i did not like the suggestion that
if sokjir thought i was single, then i would be having sex with her (i know
you didn't say this, but it was implied)... 1) i do have my own will-power
and know how to say "no", 2) i have ideas about sex and when i should and
should not be doing it with whoever (taking both safety and my own morality
into account), and 3) i am not slutty.
you can inform your friends that i DO hang out with other females. i just
don't get intimate with them (more because i don't want to rather than
because i know it's wrong). anyways, it sounds like they're all very lovely
people. perhaps i could have them over for tea and a chat, i have a new
teapot that i'm DYING to try out.
health and clean sex to you,
john holmes
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