August 09, 2003

From: "Mitchell"
To: "Abbey"
Subject: Re:
Date: Saturday, August 09, 2003 7:10 AM

comrade abbey:

we regret to inform you that your last message was indecipherable (sp?).
unfortunately, no one here at general command speaks german, so we don't
know what your message said.  next time, try writing it in english or
spanish.  until then.....
liberty!
justice!
democracy!
soap!

hasta la victoria,

from the roaring plains of the Canadian frontier,
comandante mitchell
general command


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