June 22, 2003

From: "Mitchell"
To: "Abbey"
Subject: why i like Abbey (oh, let me count the ways)
Date: Sun, 22 Jun 2003 08:50:38 +0000

i think that she is a lovely person. she is very funny. she makes me
laugh. she humbles me. she makes me think. she listens to pretty good
music. she says 'oopsk'. she likes vonne. she challenges me. she dresses
nice. she drives what i am told is a cool car. she tells great stories.
she's willing to drive to portage la prairie simply because it seems like a
different thing to do. she is weird. she is interested in ernesto guevara.
she seemingly likes the ezln. she has a fine appreciation for ringo
starr's acting abilities. she has a mean sense of humour. she has a good
sense of humour. she told me about the soft-porn on tln (which i don't
watch because i am denying myself of earthly pleasures). she thinks that
miss arnold was a bitch to me. she has poor taste in musicals (but tries
very hard). she has a nice smile. she is awkward (in an endearing way).
she can be intense. she can be laid back. she has wonderful eyes. she
helped me with my honours paper. she is witty. she holds unexplainable
hostility towards me... actually thats not a good thing (why, Abbey, why?).
she's a good sport. she can punch surprisingly hard. she sends me emails
(3/4 of which are nice). she is a nice golden colour. she was concerned
about the possible existence of my non-existent iron lung. she appreciates
plants. she likes to watch lightning. she likes good food. she puts up
with my garbage. she has been brave enough to call me. she only holds a
grudge for a short while. she's small. she's purdy. she is interesting.
she makes me feel good. but more than anything, i like Abbey because she
makes lousy bets:

"March 1, 1968 saw the first performance of Joseph and the Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat at Colet Court School in London. Andrew Lloyd Webber
and Tim Rice had been commissioned by the school's headmaster to create an
original musical piece for the end-of-term concert. The result was the first
version of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat."
the cheque can be made out to: mitchell k, 55 sheff.... .....
....

bye bye birdie,
asher

p.s. oh, come on. you deserve this.
p.p.s. more or less, all the other stuff i wrote is true. honestly. but
that probably doesn't matter now.
~a fool and her money are soon parted~