August 22, 2003

Date: 03-08-22 12:37 PM
Subject: has your mother ever said, "Abbey, what does Mitchell look like?"

now you can show her.  remember: we are all zapatistas.

mitch

p.s. i wish i had more friends.

~if you desire peace of soul and happiness, then believe; if you would be a disciple of truth, then inquire.~

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Subject: read me!  virus update, a hoax (sigh)?  mitchell cries "wolf"
Date: Friday, August 22, 2003 12:36 PM

ok, so apparently i'm an idiot.  an informed friend of mine sent me the
following message and said not to worry about the jdbgmgr.exe virus.  it is
a hoax (sigh).  i am dumb.  what can i say?  sorry for the scare and
unnecessary elevated blood pressure.
love,
mitch


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Subject: the mitchell sleeps tonight
Date: Friday, August 22, 2003 9:39 PM

to my dearest (and oh so sweet) mitchell,

i can open attachments.  its pretty easy, y'know.  you should learn because
we are all zapatistas.
i did not meet russell crowe today.  i did, however, see susan sarandon on
the jumbotron at the football game.  i also saw leonard nimoy and william
shatner in my television this morning.  how they got there, i will never
know.
i saw the sun today, but no chad.  it was really bright for a short while.
  maybe i was temporarily blinded when chad was in it.
i am going to work for my sister tomorrow morning (at 7:00am) for a short
while (i am conscious of my repeated use of this phrase).  then i'd like to
see you.
if i were a road sign, i would most like to be a 'deer crossing' one.  this
way, whenever someone ran over a deer i could say, "see? i warned you," and
shake my head in disgust.

all of my love and good luck in tomorrow's marathon,

Annie Ruth
~if you desire peace of soul and happiness, then believe; if you would be a
disciple of truth, then inquire.~

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